Agent Smith Bondage Blackmail Plot Revealed

Agent Smith in Bondage

This morning, I received an email from a former acquaintance that can only be described as a bondage blackmail attempt.  The email was addressed to Agent Smith.  The content of the email was a single sentence: “Post this image on your blog by the end of the day, or the world will know your true identity.”

When I opened the image included in the email, my jaw nearly hit the floor.  It was a screen capture from a video my college room mate set up when we lived together.  I completely forgot this video existed.

This is going to get interesting!  🙂

I don’t have time right now to tell you what the vide was about, or what happened to me once my room mate had me spread eagled on the bed in my tight Spandex wetsuit.  But just knowing this video still exists is making my head spin.

And knowing the characters on the other end of this blackmail email, I think everyone is going to get a kick out of what they probably have planned for me.

So there you are, would be blackmailers.  I did as you asked, so the next move is yours.  I assume you know how to contact me if future demands are going to be made…

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