The Bondage Repairman

It was five minutes after closing time, when I got a frantic call about a leaky water heater. I tried to explain to the gentleman that I was closed, and was on my way to the beach. But he was desperate and offered to double my normal fee. Fortunately, he lived on the way to my favorite surf spot. So I agreed to swing by to take a look.

I was confused when I walked into his perfectly dry utility room, until I turned around and saw what he was holding. To be continued…

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